The Unsolicited Surprise Book Deal

Because what’s life without a little literary chaos?

For $15, you get:

• 📖 1 surprise book from our weird, wonderful backlist

• ✋ Hand-packed by our publisher herself (a real human!)

• 🎁 A bonus item: sticker, bookmark, or some strange relic from the Unsolicited vault

👉 No special requests. No refunds. Just good vibes and bookish trust falls.
Snag Your Surprise Book ➡️